the power to relive the least important moments in history

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The power to do something when you do it.

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Aweonao

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to transform into yourself

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The power to change the color of your piss

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the power to be phone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!