The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to die

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!