The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power spite flower

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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Nipple Radar.

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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Balls.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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Endless falling....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!