The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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the power die if you think.

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to be a normal person

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!