The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!