Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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Retractable Teeth

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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the power of make your leg invisible

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!