50% invisibility while farting.

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to make your text green on google

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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the power to make elton john gay

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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Balls.

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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Endless falling....

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The power to live through torture.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!