The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to be really bad at math.

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the power to make toast into bread

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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the power to eat with your butt

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!