the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power of Being stupid

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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the power to shoot superman

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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The ability to yell through your nose

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power to be an alcohoic

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The power to see through a hole

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!