The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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The power to kill yourself.

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The power to eat three times a day.

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power to wear crocs.

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The power to die but once

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to speak using their mouth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!