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the power to get STD's

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power to walk through air.

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the power to know what time is not

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!