The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The power to have a pointless power.

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!