The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to shit brix

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to burn ashes

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to kill yourself.

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!