Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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anything Aquaman does

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The power to commit suicide.

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the power to become semi-transparent

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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the power to be powerless

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!