Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The power to be blind

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!