The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The power to spell backwards.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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Death at will

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The power to shrink your penis.

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Dejavu

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!