The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to die on command

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The power to glow in the dark

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the ability to die once you have died

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to burn ashes

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!