Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to lick your own back...

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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The power to know WTF is going on

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!