The power to post the same shit twice.

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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to be shitty

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to have no power.

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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the power to know what time is not

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!