The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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Nipple Radar.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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The power of trolling your self

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!