The power to stop time for 1 second

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The power to shape shift into water

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The power to attract bullets

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The power life like a hermit.

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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the power to fail any test you want

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!