The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The Power to die at will

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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Being a Spice Girl

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!