The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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the ability to die once you have died

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to sleep

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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power to breathe

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!