The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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the power to say candlejack and li

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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the power to shit out of your nose

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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Night vision that only works during the day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!