The power to transform into anything you have already become

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The power life like a hermit.

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to read the TV

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The ability to sweat caramel

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power to die

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!