The power to noot be able to see rain.

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to destroy the whole universe by any sudden movement. (Our existence rests on you`re shoulders man, don't even breathe nor blink)

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power to get older every second

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to die

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!