The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power to make fish drown.

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The power to die using your willpower.

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The power to do NOTHING!

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to have a super power,

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The power to write a country song

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!