The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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KeemStar

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The power to attract bullets

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!