The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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the power to die on command

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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anything Aquaman does

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The superpower to have a superpower

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the power to have a power.

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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the power to be powerless

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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Dejavu

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!