- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

the power to have no one read this post

the power to bi ugly

The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

The power to turn into paper

The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

The power to hate someone you don't even know

to make water turn blue when you touch it.

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

The ability to crap out acid once every month.

The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

The power to switch your right and left ears.

The power to spell backwards.

The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

The Power of shitting by your mouth

The power to watch womens basketball

The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

Pointless Super Powers