Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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Guys, it's over.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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The power to understand myspace

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.

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The power to Chang ur hair coler but only when ur bald

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The power to sing like Rebecca Black.

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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the power to die on command

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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the power to see stuff

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The power to live until you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!