The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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invinsibility to everything except for thing that hurt or kill you....

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The power to attract flies and cockroaches

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The power to think.

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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The ability to be in fashion.

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the power to die on command

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power to create another human

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The power to change to justin biber

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!