the power to actually make clowns funny...

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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Batman

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the ability to transport anywhere and into any situation, but you never know where

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The power to shit on command.

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invinsibility to everything except for thing that hurt or kill you....

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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The power to burp whenever you want to, but only after you've drunk 15 Dr. Peppers

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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Dust-mite communication. Attack my army of microscopic and fairly harmless beasts!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!