the power to see through windows

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to see the present.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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The power to hurt the people you love

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to die

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!