The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power to use windows 10.

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The power to time travel to the present.

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The power to see the present.

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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Power to always have exact change.

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to die

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The power to only see glass.

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The power to always be at half mast.

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!