The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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The power to see through bones.

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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Invisible handwriting.

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!