The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The power to spell backwards.

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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the power to die on command

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to smell any point in time

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The superpower to have a superpower

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the power to have a power.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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the power to fire my lazer

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!