the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The power to pee standing up

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!