the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to give your wife rights

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The power of creating poop.

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to make fish drown.

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The power to die using your willpower.

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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The power to write a country song

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!