The power to teleport through open doors

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!