To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power to breathe

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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The power to control your own mind.

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The power to simply walk into mordor

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!