The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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Going through obejects but cant move

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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the power to die

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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The power to speak Braille.

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The power to breathe

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!