The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to turn into paper

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to spell backwards.

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to watch womens basketball

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the power to die on command

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!