- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of exact change

The power to move 7% faster.

The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

Being a Spice Girl

The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

The power to eat your own face.. the one time

The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

The power to fly only when in a car.

the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

The power to have all your friends leave you

The power to poop out your penis.

The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

The power to see through air.

The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

the power to read and agree to the terms or service

The power to die when u drink bleach

The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

The power of eating from ears.

Really bendy thumb

the ability to lick your own elbow

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Pointless Super Powers