The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to not finish your....

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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the power to have no one read this post

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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the power to bi ugly

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!