The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

The power to think of any superpower but not have it

The power to commit suicide.

The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

The power to poke

The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

The power to remove the power within.

The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

The ability to turn Barack Obama white

The power to do something when you do it.

You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!