the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power to pee out blue

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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the ability to see into the past

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to die

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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Black power

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!