The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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The ability to yell through your nose

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The power to transform into air.

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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the power to fly in space

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The ability to get a headache when you do or say something stupid.

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The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The power to light things on fire with a match

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!