The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The power to commit suicide.

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to poke

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!