The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!