The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power spite flower

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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The power to die at will

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to have a small penis

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The power to wink really fast.

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!