The power to see where light is not present.

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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the power to die on command

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The power to live until you die.

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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Batman

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The power to shoot water out of your hands--but only when taking a shower.

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!