The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The power to die but once

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide.

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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The ability to write a humorous entry on this site.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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Poop

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The power to never sleep but still get tired

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!