The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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Batman

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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to be shitty

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The power to simply walk into mordor

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the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to shit on command.

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The power to die using your willpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!