The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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the power to

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power to poo in the toilet

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The ability to make iguanas in Peru blink uncontrolably

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to science.

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The power to not finish your....

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide.

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The power to make fish drown.

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!