The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The power to think.

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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power to breathe

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The power to make out of thin air

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!