The ability to speak braille.

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The power to speak in hieroglyphs.

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the power to transform into yourself

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The ability to not lose the game.

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1.the power to touch anything that is touchable 2.The power to make any animal yawn 3.The power to walk on water only if your feet are not wet 4.The power to kill any1 but only if they are already dead 5.The power to sleep with megan fox only if you are blind deaf and have no feeling in your body

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The power to breath in space

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The power to read people's mind, but only in languages you don't understand.

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The power to throw chess pieces mildly accuratly,

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The power to control hedgehogs.

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The power to throw a boomerang without it coming back.

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The ability to have any man you want but you are a straight man.

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The power to hold in a fart but subsequently burp it out with twice the force.

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the power to have ultimate ninjaskills only when being alone.

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The power to produce a single penny by tapping your index finger against any surface.

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The power to reverse moonwalk

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the power to make yourself invisible, except for your left arm

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The ability to put it in Lady Gaga's pooper.

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the power to have sex with a woman and then cause her to think she was raped.

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The ability to uncontrollably generate money, but only when your about to get mugged.

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the power to be able to touch MC Hammer

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The power to tolerate rap music.

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the power to turn a dollar into four quarters

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The power to lick your own elbow...

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be able to levitate over the seats of public toilets (no more nastieness)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!