The ability to have any man you want but you are a straight man.

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    This would be super handy as sexual attraction can lead to poor decision making. Ie. Promoting you, giving you things, having all men vote for you...

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    "you are a straight man." NOT ANYMORE YOU'RE NOT.

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    con the s**t out of bill gates

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    well neil patrick harris can pretty much do that, except for him it's the other way around.

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    do traps count? if so, i want this power

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