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Are You A Zombie?

  • This would be super handy as sexual attraction can lead to poor decision making. Ie. Promoting you, giving you things, having all men vote for you...

  • "you are a straight man." NOT ANYMORE YOU'RE NOT.

  • con the s**t out of bill gates

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!