The power to fart anytime i want to.

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the ability to own a computer without a power cord

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The ability to run quickly, but you cannot walk.

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The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.

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Superheroes: The power to run away from danger.

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The power to fly but you will only last in the air for 3 seconds

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the power to buy a size 11 shoe but needing a 15

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the power to create the most pointless superpower

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The ability to throw your hat up in the air and have it stay stuck up there in mid-air. We're gonna make it afterall.

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the power to jizz on cue

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The power to tell whether or not butter is salted or not.

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The power

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the power to fly, only when in the cabin of an airplane

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The power to shit someone elses pants.

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to have a limb drop off every day but it grow back the next

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the power to ejaculate so hard it rips a hole right through anythin thats within 5 meters of you

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The power to turn into a block of cheese

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the power to dive 50km/h but only when nobodys watching

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The power to annoy people

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the ability to recite any insult in any language whenever necessary

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The ability to ejaculate at the most innapropriate times e.g. ur granmas funeral or your dads birthday

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The power to become the best racer in NASCAR, but only being able to turn right.

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The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

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The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!